Relationship Red Flags

  • He only works three months of the year. #summersales
  • Her phone is a third wheel on dates.
  • He has a mustache.
  • She has crazy eyes.
  • He doesn’t like Krabby Patties.
  • He takes longer to do his hair than you do.
  • She keeps you on a tighter leash than her dog.
  • He wears a necklace.
  • Her ex is in her top Snapchat friends.
  • She has a mustache.
  • He doesn’t read TWO magazine.

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