• He only works three months of the year. #summersales
• Her phone is a third wheel on dates.
• He has a mustache.
• She has crazy eyes.
• He doesn’t like Krabby Patties.
• He takes longer to do his hair than you do.
• She keeps you on a tighter leash than her dog.
• He wears a necklace.
• Her ex is in her top Snapchat friends.
• She has a mustache.
• He doesn’t read TWO magazine.

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